Happy 1st Mayless birthday o.o

I have only this to say to a friend that's been there for me for the past 2 years:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :-O

Thanks for being a friend in my time of need, and for listening to me when I'm ranting about Lyns and Noodles, and not to mention someone else too for around.. 24/5. =P

Like die you arh Ai Ping. XD

P.S: You still suck. LOL

Boredom.

Revan is bored outta his skull. He needs new games to play. Recommendations anyone?

*Sigh*

I wish she was online. Oh well. Daughtry's second album will do for a while.
But only a while.

Ai suru mono ni wa kantan ni wa yuzurenai.

FML rocks xD

Go to this site and you'll see what I mean xD

Here's a sneek peek =D

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone.

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand.

Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone.

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister.

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike.

LOL xD

It's funny how people mess up in life, isn't it? =P

Chem tuition xD

Was bored during Chemisery tuition.. so I 'terrorized' my nearby friends with my iPhone
xD

Jerk Haw doing Chemisery (Looks decent, but he bites o.o)

The ONLY time I actually got a snapshot on his face (He kept turning away =/)

Kevin when seeing me snap a picture of him (Superhero posing Bone! @@)

The panda smiles! (Must be thinking dirty thoughts about Wei Wei o.o)

I was trying to get a picture of Ming Sheng (The guy covering his face now) but tiok Kevin instead =.=

Got Ming Sheng and Meng Howe at the same time xD (2 birds with half a stone o.o!!!)

Again! Lol!

EPIC PAWN! Kevin with a dumbass look on his face =P

Dispelling rumours.

This post, as the title implies above, is to disprove the rumours that've been circulating recently about me and Rene, which frankly, are DAMN annoying. I can't take it anymore. Ugh!

To enlighten the reader on what rumours've been goin' 'round, I and Rene have been accused of.. um.. how shall I say this without slashing up something nearby? *Smiles coldly* Being a couple. Yeah, that's right. Being a couple. Funny, isn't it? Examples of accusers include:

1. Goh Chui Chin (My Sej teacher).
2. Ngu Leh Hiong (Rene's form teacher).
3. That piece of vermin Churchill.
4. Some of Rene's unknown friends .

I'm tired of such rumours. Because of such rumours, people who I don't want to talk to start talking to me. Especially that piece of vermin. Pagh. And people start nosing around in stuff they shouldn't be. Examples include:

1. Goh Chui Chin asking the whole class whether I've a relationship with Rene.
2. Piece of vermin asking Rene's sister about me and Rene.

I've only one response towards such things:

STOP NOSING AROUND WILL YOU?!

SERIOUSLY!

For one thing, it just goes to show how little you people actually know about me. If you were truly my friends, you would never have asked. You would never have even thought of it. I'm disappointed in everyone's attitude. It's like everyone here thrives on rumours. Even the teachers. CAN'T YOU PEOPLE BE A BIT MORE PROFESSIONAL? We're just good friends, nothing more! You wanna gossip about couples? Sure.. lemme point you towards..

THAT PIECE OF VERMIN AND HIS DEAR *AHEM*!!! ^^

C'mon, I and Rene don't even hold hands, and people call us a couple? While he and his bitch hold hands and go lovey dovey all the time, and everyone IGNORES them? Please! There's a prime gossiping topic in front of your eyes, so go GOSSIP about them, for the love of God!

And yet, no one seems to want to, yet continue to disturb my chatting session with Rene. Like this:

*I and Rene blab away about my crush*
*The you-know-what and her friends walk by and notice us*
Rene: One of them just looked at me.
*The three come and sit beside us*
Me: They're here to eavesdrop.
*One of the you-know-what's friends looks at me*
*We continue chatting about something else*
*Recess ends*

Later, in 4E:

You-know-what's friend: You and Rene dating arh?
Me: ...
Me: *Mutters: I'll sms you later.*

Oh, trust me, I did sms her. And I bombed her. She acted indignant though.
*Shrugs*
Who wouldn't? Anyway, she did something extremely stupid after that:

COMPARE ME TO THE PLAYGIRL.

Yeah! G'job ^^! Damn clever of you to compare me to someone that cheap.. why, I couldn't do better then that!

Anyway, I go outta topic here. Let's get back on track, shall we?

There's several reasons I won't even be considering being Rene's bf, and why we're so close, okay? Here's why I'm close with her:

1. We're both loners. Look at our number of friends.

2. I suck in socializing. Refer to my public spiaking compy for verification.

3. We've the same personality. Isn't that obvious? o.O


As for why I won't be Rene's bf:

1. I've a crush, and she as SURE AS HELL ain't in this school. Wanna know where? Ask me PERSONALLY, my dear 'friends'.

2. She herself has a crush already! And it isn't me. Not telling who though. =D

3. She. Just. Isn't. My. Type.

4. I. Prefer. Older. Girls. There, enough for you? *Glares*

Now that I've said everything I need to say, I think there's no need for me to keep on writing more.. but before I end, do watch this =)

YUI - Namidairo

T'was too big to embed, but I insist you hear it! It's a sad, yet memorable song o.o

And so it ends.

P.S: Post was slightly edited in rememberance of a former 'friendship.' Right Chilli? *Winks*