Friday, June 26, 2009

Interschool Public Spiaking Compy 2009

Yesterday, I along with Jeffrey, Brenda and Rene played truant to spectate and support a dear friend, Anna in the public speaking competition she was participating in at STAR, or rather Sekolah Tun Abdul Razak (I'd thought it was Tunku Abdul Rahman =.=). At first, I wasn't really interested in going, considering how it'd turned out the year before, but there was someone I wanted to see, so I decided to tag along. Not to mention 3 of my novels and my iPhone =P

Well, on the way there, Pn. Ng collided with a dog. A black one to be exact. This was what happened:

*Dog runs by*
*Brakes*
*Thud*
*Dog yelps*
*OMG!*
*Dog runs away unscathed*

Sometime later, we drove past a carcass of a dog (I think t'was a dog anyway). This one was brown, with only the torso and legs left. Didn't notice any sign of a head, and the torso was kinda.. ripped. Perhaps the powers that be wanted a life in exchange for the dog earlier o.o

Here's some of the pictures I snapped before we arrived:

Jeffrey and Anna o.o


The roadside on the way there :-O


Anyway, when we did get there, I was kinda disappointed with the venue. T'was a weak school, with at least ONE unsafe building and several others that looked quite old. Please, even Sunny Hill could beat that school in looks =.=

And the food was.. OSIK! Brenda commented on it being oily, and yeah, I had to agree. Not something a growing boy like me would wanna take o.o

Before we'd disembarked, I saw a girl in braces, or rather, Hannah Chen from SMK Green Road. Being the random guy, this was what happened:

Brenda (I think): Eh, Hannah Chen!
Me: Hey, look! Braces!
Pn. Ng: Andrew, I didn't bring you here to see girls..
Me (On the outside): I'm not looking at girls! *Goes indignant*
Me (On the inside): This is what happens when you're the Pervert King.. =.=

But at least.. my gamble paid off. It'd been a year since I'd last seen her in real life, but at least I got to see her again. And I didn't have to wait long. Immediately after we disembarked, she did too. Just. Meters. Away. OMG. I wanted to go say hi, but I was.. kinda timid =/

Oh, her name's Samantha. o.o

Barely a minute later, when we were all heading for the hall, she stopped beside us. I'm still unsure, but I suspect she was waiting for Revan, or rather, me to say hi (Apparently, she recognized our school logo and recalled I was from that school) but I never did, despite what the others did.

Rene: Aww, look! She's so sweet, just standing there by herself. Go say hi liao!
Me: ...Ugh! *Walks away*

Well, fast forward, we entered the hall, sat down, and I entered my ear-splitting, mind-numbing private world of SCANDAL songs with my iPhone, while Jeffrey and Rene did some kinda riddle, and as for Brenda.. no idea. xD

And when the participants blabbed, I barely heard. There were some amusing ones though, like the St. Joe guy who likened a marriage proposal to the exhilaration of goalscoring. But I did perk up my ears during 18 and 19. Which was St. Mary's participant (who happens to be the exact same girl I wanted to say hi to) and Anna. And they were superb. Worlds apart from the osik I'd been hearing from the participants before 'em.

And when she was halfway presenting her speech, I heard something that applies to me. Yes, SOMETHING.

Samantha: .........*Something about how using the Internet and handphones to communicate with others are cowardly compared to face to face confrontation*.......
Me: Oh fierfek. Oh crud.
Jeffrey: *Laughs* Coward!

Mind probing anyone? =.=

And then during lunch break pula..

Pn. Ng: Are you sure you don't want to eat?
Me: Nah, I'm not hungry.
Pn. Ng: Are you on diet or something?

Rene ar, for the last time, I'M NOT ON DIET!

Anyway, during the whole break, I was having a mental conflict with myself.

Me: Oh, for the love of God, GO SAY HI! The sky's not gonna fall down if you do!
Timid me: Not just yet, not just yet. Patience!
Me: Zzzzz, you're gonna regret this!

And when she came out to throw something, my timid side won:

Rene: *Glances and grins meaningfully*
Me: *Ignores*

Let's move on, shall we?

After the break, came the impromptu speech. To my utmost disappointment, everyone had the same topic.. seriously, did they never consider the fact that with everyone presenting a different topic, it might just have been more interesting? *Mutters mir'osik under breath*
The topic given was "If you don't start now, it'll be too late." Is it just me, or does it sound like a threat to the participants to be on time? o.o

Most of the contestants were bores, or rather mirsh'kyramud. Why, there was one who barely stood there for a minute delivering his speech, and finished after.. barely 20 seconds. Fierfek? Apparently, 30 minutes of quarantine wasn't enough time =/

And then something impossible popped up. I'd given up hope in saying hi to her, so I asked Anna to do so in my stead. However..

Anna: *Remembering what I asked of her, tries to find Samantha, to no avail.*
Me: Wait! Tell her Revan said hi.
Anna: YOU'RE REVAN?
Anna: *Goes on about how Samantha was asking about someone named Revan*
Me: Kandosii!!!

If I believed in God, I'd say "Divine intervention." *Shrugs*

Then..

Anna: *Walks over to Samantha*
Anna: Remember that Revan you were asking about just now?
Sam: Yes, why?
Anna: Well, he's here now.
Sam: Oh my God!
Anna: He's behind there right now *Points*
Sam: *Looks behind and sees my not so impressive visage*
Sam: *Grins and waves hi*

And then sometime later.. I think I did something crazy >.>

When she came over to the back to say hi to all of us, I..

Anna: He wants to talk to you.
Sam: *Looks in my direction*
Me: CanIhaveyourhandphonenumber?
Sam: I'll get back to you.

...Even Rene commented it sounded like I had a crush on her =.=

Ahhhhh, osik.

Anyway, at the end of the day, the verdict was.. surprising. Even upsetting.
We'd all thought that Anna and Sam would've gotten something. Apparently not, 'cause the top 3 were Hannah, Creedon, and Denise.

WTF? Fierfek! Ugh, the shabla judges really screwed up this time, 'cause the three of them were mediocre at best. M-E-D-I-O-C-R-E. Di'kut judges.

And Anna told this was something one of the judges told Sam:

"You thought you were funny, but you weren't."

Di'kut! Pure osik! The winners weren't amusing, as I can recall! Gedet'ye, those judges are flawed. Ori'buyce, kih'kovid. That pretty much sums 'em up.

As for the other pictures, here they are:

Anna during her speech (Note the error window behind her o.o)


From left to right: Me doing the mlm, Jeffrey, Anna and Brenda.


From left to right: Anna, Brenda and Rene.


Went back tired, but with a sense of accomplishment. At least she knows how I look like now =D
And I have her hp num! *Gives Rene the thanks she obviously does not deserve since I know she's gonna brag =(*

To Sam:
You did well that day, don't feel down. The judges were just overly di'kut =)

Over and out!


Saturday, June 6, 2009

雀蜂雷公鞭!!! :-O

Title says it all o.o


I was hoping for something more suited for assassinating..


I still don't think Barragan's gonna die from ONE flashy boom o.o

Moving onto other topics,
thanks to Swede Robin Soderling who ousted Rafael Nadal, the French Open trophy may finally become this guy's to win for the first time!

He may not be hot, but c'mon! Pity the guy! He's never won the French Open even once =(
(Although he has won 5 Wimbledon titles, 5 US Open titles and Australian Open titles, not to mention being one title away from equalling Pete Sampras's record)

After a 5 setter in which he prevailed over world no. 5 Juan Martin Del Potro 3-6, 7-6, 2-6, 6-1, 6-4, world no. 2 Roger Federer's posed to win his maiden French Open and finally complete his collection of Grand Slams when he meets Robin Soderling, world no. 25 in the men's final!

Coming Sunday. A date with destiny. A chance for Fedex to cement his reputation as the best player ever to have graced the game. A chance for Fedex to shed tears of joy at Roland Garros at long last! Pray for the man, or if you don't believe in God, hope!

Ending this on a happy note, happy holidays! =D

Monday, May 25, 2009

Who cares about Glambert and Allen when you've got Daughtry's 2nd album? o.o




The newest single from Daughtry's new album, No Surprise is out! Imba song o.o

Lyrics are below :-O

I've practiced this for hours, gone round and round,
And now I think that I've got it all down,
And as I say it louder I love how it sounds,
Cause I'm not taking the easy way out,
Not wrapping this in ribbons,
Shouldn't have to give a reason why...

It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow,
I can't believe that I stayed till today,
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow,
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise,

It came out like a river once I let it out,
When I thought that I wouldn't know how,
Held onto it forever just pushing it down,
Felt so good to let go of it now,
Not wrapping this in ribbons,
Shouldn't have to give a reason why,

It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow,
I can't believe that I stayed till today,
There's nothing here in this heart left to borrow,
There's nothing here in this soul left to say,
Don't be surprised when we hate this tomorrow,
God knows we tried to find an easier way,
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow,
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise,

Our favorite place we used to go,
The warm embrace that no one knows,
The loving look that's left your eyes,
That's why this comes as no, as no surprise,

If I could see the future and how this plays out,
I bet it's better than where we are now,
But after going through this, it's easier to see the reason why,

It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow,
I can't believe that I stayed till today,
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow,
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise,

Sunday, May 17, 2009

I. Hate. Tests.

Ugh. Tests are the ultimate bore. They force you to cram useless stuff into your head. They make you panic 24/7. They give another cause for parents to scold us. Bah! Tests.

Bio arrr, why d'you have so many facts to memorize? First the enzymes, then the amylase, lastly the dumb potato cells. Ish, the oscillation experiment was easier then those potatoes. And English! Whyyyy? Doushite? I was crossing my fingers for no reports and letters, and from outta the blue..

Section A: Write an informal letter. Har har har. Very funny. I'm trying to beat Anna here for Pete's sake =.=

And then Sunday pula. I'm not studying now, I'm sitting at my aunt's comp typing about how we're celebrating Momma's Day for my gramps while I have what Samantha dubs, Che-misery.
Che-misery ar! All those mols, 6 x 10^23, and the chemical formulas and equations! Sheesh.

All when I'm trying to get someone to sms me so that I can *you know what* her. Hormones. Why NOW??? :-X

Blog post ended in swtness o.o

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Jerk don't laugh. o.o


Joshua wrote this yesterday during Chem tuition lol.

Andrew is Andalu,
Andalu is Kangaroo,
Kangaroo is in Australia,
But not in Austria,
Never get it wrong,
'Cause you are now informed again.

=.=!

Monday, May 4, 2009

2nd tag o.o

Tagged by my sis o.o


Why did you choose the photo?
Because it looks cool! :O

When was the last time you ate pizza?
The last time she kissed me o.o

The last song you've listened to?
Gone by Daughtry.

What are you doing besides answering this tag?
Listening to songs and transferring pictures into my phone.. adui, so kepoh bor..

Besides your own name, how do you like people to call you?
Revan! o.o

Tag 6 persons, the following questions are related to them.
Ok o.o
1. Jerky/Panda
2. Kevin Wong
3. Rene
4. Evon
5. Tommy
6. Joseph

Who is number 1?
xD! He's the star attraction of SMKJA, the one and only werepanda Wong Jerk Haw! o.o

No. 3 has a relationship with?
No one for now, but she may have an interest in someone.. wanna know for sure? Ask me xD

Say something about no. 5.
Tommy Salamy! o.o

How about no. 4?
Ex-Arang student :O

Who's number 2?
A good friend o.o

Say something to number 6.
SG KIA! =D

Friday, May 1, 2009

The 1st tag in a long long long long long.. time. o.o

Evon arrr, next time tell me when I'm tagged larh -.-

Important things in your life:
1. DotA! (Duhhh)
2. Music (What would life be without 3DG, 30 Seconds To Mars and Daughtry eh? xD)
3. Her! (Confidential o.o)
4. My phone and comp (Ngai ti, no phone cannot sms, no comp no DotA.. how could I possibly live?! @.@!)
5. Porn! I can't live without it! (Ok, that was a joke! Seriously! I don't watch porn! You do believe me.. right?)

What was the last thing you bought with your money?
My money? Or my parents'? o.0 Well the last thing I bought were books, books and books. When was the last time I bought something without pages in it anyway? =.=

What is your dream place for your future wedding?
I doubt I'll get married at all, but if it does happen, I suppose.. I'd wanna tie the knot somewhere exotic. Somewhere in Europe, perhaps? Maybe in the Emirates Stadium xP

How long is your relationship with your soulmate?
Puhhhleassse. No girl in their right mind would ever think about it.

Are you in love?
Anyone here knows the answer? =D

Where was the last restaurant you went for dinner?
No idea and no interest whatsoever in knowing o.o

Last book you bought:
WoW: Beyond The Dark Portal :O

What's your full name?
Too sexy to tell, you might get an orgasm from hearing it xD

Who are you more comfortable with, mom or dad?
Neither. I hate the idea of family. I prefer to distance myself.

Name the person you want to meet most in your life:
Her name's not for you to know =P

Do you wash your clothes alone?
*Blank stare*

The place you want to go to the most:
Somewhere I can truly find a measure of peace with myself. Any recommendations?

Kiss or hug?
I prefer the more passionate one. Which one do you think it is? o.0

The words that come out frequently from my mouth:
Fuck you, maigu, mcb, lanpa, mlm you, you weak! Forgive me, I'm just 16 years old xD

Books you have read:
Playboy! Jkjk xD
LOTR, WoW, SW and an assortment of science fiction books. Oh, does manga count? If it does I read Bleach too =D

Songs you hear the most:
Takin' Back My Love, Everytime We Touch, Gone, Used To, All These Lives, The Fantasy, and Jerky's favourite.. S.E.X.!!! S is for the simple need~ o.o!

Tagged:
Gellie,
Winnie the Pooh,
Jerky,
Juliana (Just so that I see you write something in English for once xD),
Kevin,
and Glo!
:O

Over and out~