I was at Keeve's house this afternoon when I heard a funny, albeit slightly sensitive joke. =P
Here is the joke:
Buddha, Allah and God made a bet on a football match. The loser/losers would have to be.. erm.. how do you mention it in English already =.=.. hit in the balls. (I know hit's not the right word, but bear with me ok? =D)
And the losers turned out to be Allah and God. Since there were two losers, Buddha got ready to hit both their balls by posturing his fingers in the 'meditation' way. God, being a man/god of his word, allowed Buddha to tie his hands in the crucifix way. As for Allah, he ran because he had no guts. While Buddha waited for Allah to come back, he got tired of lifting his hands and put them down on his lap.
And that is why, ladies and gentlemen, exactly why monks and yoga practitioners put their hands so while meditating, and why Jesus appears with his hands spread apart like a cross. As well as why Muslims don't have any 'postures.' xD
P.S: For those who DO understand the hidden attack on Islam, keep it to yourselves alright? =P
Here is the joke:
Buddha, Allah and God made a bet on a football match. The loser/losers would have to be.. erm.. how do you mention it in English already =.=.. hit in the balls. (I know hit's not the right word, but bear with me ok? =D)
And the losers turned out to be Allah and God. Since there were two losers, Buddha got ready to hit both their balls by posturing his fingers in the 'meditation' way. God, being a man/god of his word, allowed Buddha to tie his hands in the crucifix way. As for Allah, he ran because he had no guts. While Buddha waited for Allah to come back, he got tired of lifting his hands and put them down on his lap.
And that is why, ladies and gentlemen, exactly why monks and yoga practitioners put their hands so while meditating, and why Jesus appears with his hands spread apart like a cross. As well as why Muslims don't have any 'postures.' xD
P.S: For those who DO understand the hidden attack on Islam, keep it to yourselves alright? =P
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