War of the Eunuch

Eugene Eugene. You made my life much more worth living for a few more days. =P I'M NOT GAY, MIND. It was so damn ****ing boring without DotA, World Edit, which I can live without, BUT NO SONGS? -Faints- Anyway, lemme give u a quick summmary of the war (Since I don't hafta time to stay for much longer, parents are gonna wake up soon.. ARGH. I HATE BANS. AND WITHOUT A MOUSE TO HELP SUMMORE.)

Once upon a time.. Eugene and Glo were fighting. Out of grudge, Eugene created an imposter Glo profile, and proceeded to pretend being her insulting herself. However, the Eunuch, aptly named so, MISSED A CRITICAL FLAW. SHE CAN'T WRITE IN CHINESE SOHAI! And that was wad told everyone there was an imposter. And when I decided to accuse him openly, THE WAR STARTED. He then flamed us (Us being Glo and me at the time) in CHINESE. Ngai ti. He no brains isit? Anyone who could read Chinese would see that the way the imposter and Eunuch wrote their insults were practically the SAME. And by writing in Chinese at all, it highlighted him as the only eunuch/thing using Chinese to post at the time. As for his insults.. LOL. In one sentence, self-denigrating, hypocritic and sohai. =) Everything he flamed us with, we threw back tenfold. By this time, Churchill and Kelvin (Albeit not openly) were flaming him too. Damn, Churchill's bombs were.. fun. XD. The eunuch also had the audacity to simply accuse us of cowardice. Example of his hypocrisy: When challenged in English, he ignored me, whining, "I don't wanna make the whole arguement larger". All while flaming Churchill n Glo. If he had really wanted peace, he would've STFU-ed and ignored all of Churchill's insults. AHA! BUT HE DID NOT! Which equals to: He. Was. Scared. Of. Me. Beating. Him. Like. Porto. Were. Beaten. By. Arsey. (4-0 for those who duno, btw). Oh well, who told him to besong my gan jie? And insult my standards of English (Like his are any good anyway). I'm the English King of F3 in SMKJA after all.. don't say he wasn't warned.. =P however, after the 1st call for peace from his sis (who isn't anything like him), we had a ceasefire. Only for him to start flaming us AGAIN when we started to talk about something else and blaming it all on us not stopping. AND THUS, THE WAR BEGAN AGAIN. And this time, we flamed him (Or shud I say raped? It doesn't matter anyway =P) until he couldn't take it. And oh yea.. flamed us back (In capitals summore). He was so friggin' mad this time, his words all sounded sohai. That was his last insult however. His sis called for peace AGAIN (Although I still wanted to flame 'em). Had a bad day. -Sighs- I should've been there. Back to the topic anyway, after this last call, we relented and on the 111th post of the ARSS group in FS, the war was ended. (Despite a 112th post from JT = =).

Anyway, here's the reasons y we belived it was him:
1. He was the only guy that wrote in Chinese. Duh?
2. His style of writing was roughly the same to the imposter's. SOHAI.
3. If it wasn't true, why bother flaming us?
4. COMMON SENSE. -Rolls eyes- A grudgeful person who wants revenge will seek it, either physically or mentally.
5. We know his 'kuan' de. Easily jealous, talks crap, thick-headed and lies like a pro. Even had the nerve to said he hated us ever since he saw us (Us being me n Chills). As if we even liked him =). And his type of personality fits what I've said in 4.

I wonder, how will he face us on Monday though? -Grins sadistically while holding up meat cleaver- MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. -Laughter echos-

Hmm. I seemed to have developed a liking for the word denigrate. Lolz.